Folks, we have a problem – while all these whistle-blowers are exposing the lies and machinations of our Power Structure, they are unduly upsetting the populace.
But continuing my long tradition of unsung public-spirited heroism in providing solutions to our national problems, i have an answer.
All we have to do to restore law and order is provide our whistle-blowers with silent dog whistles audible only to the NSA.
Return to your homes, problem solved. And relax, the drones overhead are keeping you safe.