Having just finished a stick-to-yer-ribs breakfast of leftover kid chili mixed with chopped Russian-style frankfurters and topped with fresh green garlic sautéed in Springhill Jersey butter while I read in this morning’s paper of that infamous com-symp and terrorist-fellow-traveler Paul Pillar ratting out the Bush Administration upon his retirement from the CIA, I began to worry.
I had so much fun writing about Rajiv yesterday that I sent that riff to several of my friends and was somewhat disconcerted to discover this morning that hardly anybody got back to me, and those who wrote didn’t seem to appreciate the humor.
Then it occurred to me that Rajiv’s handlers may have decided that further encouraging me would not be in the best interests of national security and thus instructed him to cause to be “accidentally” lost the responses of a number of my correspondents.
But maybe I’m just being paranoid. Probably shouldn’t have quite so much saturated fat first thing in the morning.
A vegetarian diet might help with the paranoia, Matte, not to mention the karma.