My daily hour in the galleys would be more bearable if I hadn’t noticed that while my back was turned, six-packs went out of fashion in favor of eight-packs. Oh, wait a minute. Maybe the extra two are implants. Ummmm. How do you find out? I mean, you can’t just ask, “Are those real?”
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